The X Factor

They say that TV is dumbing down,
And that Simon Cowell is just a clown,
But at least between 6 and 8,
The number of burgularies are down.
With no X Factor, we would only know one Minogue,
And miss out on people who should know better,
Thinking they are Madonna, and doing Vogue.
What else could Jedward do?
One talentless dullard is fine,
But they become Stars if there are two.
And Dermot needs to keep one gig,
When Big Brother falls of the twig,
And at least it keeps Cheryl Cole in handbags,
And fancy shoes,
And Robbie in the public eye,
Instead of in the what ever happened to………..