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Pandemonium

by  Tony Cottrell

Posted: Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Word Count: 279




NIGHTMARE ON FORE STREET
OR
PANDEMONIUM
(definition- a place of uproar, from Milton’s Paradise Lost-the first city of hell)

I love the smell of burning clutch
And bonnets far too hot to touch,
As cars and tempers overheat
At the bottom of Fore Street.
Misguided in their four by fours,
They mangle mirrors, damage doors,
Find there’s no ferry and what’s worse
Discover that they can’t reverse.

And Mrs. Thing’s sure she’ll be fine
So parks on the No Parking sign
Which blocks the exit for the dray
And means it can’t get out the way.
Then vans pull up outside the shop
Of course, they need somewhere to stop;
As they disgorge their goods in turn,
The seething tourists’ clutches burn.

And then the bus arrives on time
To save us all that dreadful climb
And buses stop -it’s what they do-
And thus it adds to the to-do.
It has to wait, the schedules say-
And so of course it must obey;
Then, as departure time draws near,
The dust cart and its crew appear.

The men perform their weekly rite,
Transporting rubbish to the site;
They pick up what they have to take
And leave a snarl-up in their wake.
A visitor decides he ought
To offload all the stuff he’s brought
Down from upcountry and so he
Attempts to drive up from the quay.

Then, over this aspect of Hell,
An ambulance’s sirens yell.
It tries to work its way down hill
To one old soul who’s taken ill
But drivers who don’t give a damn
Have caused this selfish traffic jam
And by the time they’ve cleared the tide
The patient has already died.