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Social Tedia

by  Mickey

Posted: Sunday, September 17, 2017
Word Count: 132




Content Warning
This piece and/or subsequent comments may contain strong language.


You social misfit losers who let everybody know
what you’ve had for breakfast and when you’re feeling low,
or when you’re on your holidays post boastful photographs
or “Here’s one when I’m pissed as hell! – Oh, what a bloody laugh!!”
Don’t tell me you’ve just changed your car, expecting “Super! Wow!!”
I didn’t give a shit before and even care less now.
Why is such high technology used for such puerile ends?
So a thousand dopey followers can call each other ‘Friends’
or ‘Like’ to know you “feel like shit” or that “it’s pissing down”
or how you “nearly missed the bus” when going into town.
I couldn’t give a tuppenny toss you’ve fell out with the wife
or you’ve gone down with Asian Flu – just get a fucking life!