Running round like a grey arse fly,
christmas cards,presents,huh a surprise.
Glad it comes just once a year
otherwise be pissed I fear.

Kids running ragged
parents tempers in a tether
not sure I want it
in too much of a lather.

Trimmings up ooooo what fun
food shopping still not done
grab a turkey,stuffing as well
John's a veggie,bloody hell.

Grab a few drinks to calm the family
good job a lot too old to comply
funny hats,noses as well
pull a cracker,or just ring a bell.

Glad when it's over,pour me another
what with the whiskey and brandy butter,
feel a little queazy
life is not easy.

Might as well get pissed dinners over,
please go home so I can sleep
see you in the new year
for another Christmas chear