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BECKHAM (sketch)

by baumski 

Posted: 18 May 2006
Word Count: 102
Summary: This is a naughty sketch for the Humour/Comedy competition. For parody songs, go to www.baumskifilks.com

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JASON: ‘Ere, our Kev, have you seen my brand new David Beckham Man U shirt ‘cause it’s brill is my brand new David Beckham Man U shirt which I got to replace my old brand new David Beckham Man U shirt which went out of date this morning and comes with matching David Beckham jock strap, David Beckham shin pads and David Beckham boot laces – with instructions.

KEV: Well our Jase, I’ve got Ferrero Rocher chocolates.

JASON: Why have you got Ferrero Rocher chocolates our Kev?

KEV: Because our Jase, just like David Beckham, it comes in a posh box.

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syorkslad26 at 07:35 on 22 May 2006  Report this post
You can't beat a bit of dirty humour, lol. Spot on!!


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