AND FINALLY….(part 1)

NEWS READER: And finally – football. England have been in action tonight. We’ll be showing highlights of all the violence directly after this bulletin so if you don’t want to see how many were bloodshed, look away now.

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AND FINALLY…. (part 2)

NEWS READER: And finally – Tony Blair. The Prime Minister has been in action with the press today. We’ll be showing highlights of todays fuck-ups and denials directly after this bulletin so if you don’t want to see the bullshit, look away now.

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AND FINALLY…. (part 3)

NEWS READER: And finally – showbiz. Daniella Westbrook has been secretly filmed buying crack. We’ll be reporting on that story directly after this bulletin so if you don’t want to see her crack, look away now.

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