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AM I BOVVERED (sketch)

by baumski 

Posted: 29 October 2006
Word Count: 230
Summary: This is dedicated to Catherine Tate and the Tory Party.


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INTERVIEWER: And so Mr Cameron, I want to question you about your views on the hoodie culture.

CAMERON: Yes.

INTERVIEWER: It’s all gone down very badly with the grass root support within the Conservative Party, hasn’t it?

PAUSE WHILE INTERVIEWER WAITS FOR CAMERON TO RESPOND BUT ALL HE DOES IS STARE BLANKLY.

INTERVIEWER: Well, perhaps not the wisest initiative? (PAUSE) Mr Cameron?

CAMERON: (SOUNDING LIKE THE ‘LAUEN’ CHARACTER FROM CATHERINE TATE) I don’t know nuffink about that.

INTERVIEWER: Yes you do. You were widely reported in the press.

CAMERON: (PAUSE) Am I bovvered?

INTERVIEWER: (VAGUELY) Pardon?

CAMERON: Am I bovvered, though?

INTERVIEWER: But surely you…..

CAMERON: I ain’t bovvered.

INTERVIEWER: Yes, but…

CAMERON: Do I look bovvered?

INTERVIEWER: Well….

CAMERON: Does my face look bovvered?

INTERVIEWER: No, but….

CAMERON: Is this face bovvered?

INTERVIEWER: If you just let me ask….

CAMERON: Ask me if I’m bovvered.

INTERVIEWER: But I’m not!

CAMERON: Face.

INTERVIEWER: No, I….

CAMERON: Bovvered.

INTERVIEWER TRIES TO ASK SEVERAL QUESTIONS BUT IS REBUTTED EACH TIME WITH “Face – bovvered – face – bovvered” UNTIL THERE IS A PAUSE.

INTERVIEWER: Are you bovvered?

CAMERON: No, who told you I was bovvered?

INTERVIEWER: Nobody!

CAMERON: Are you calling me a pikey?

INTERVIEWER: What?

CAMERON: Are you disrespecting me?

INTERVIEWER: No – I’m just saying….

CAMERON: Are you disrespecting my party?

INTERVIEWER: I didn’t….

CAMERON: (FIRMLY) I AIN’T BOVVERED!!


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Philip Marston at 09:03 on 30 October 2006  Report this post
Baumski,

This made me laugh this morning - thanks.

Funny and satirical. I think the balance and pace of this is great.

Phil.

Jim Beard at 14:35 on 01 November 2006  Report this post
Hi Martin

Hug a hoody indeed. This is better than the crap that Cameron (or any of them for that matter) comes out with. Catherine Tate for PM I say.

Very funny

All the best

Jim

little monkey at 22:05 on 03 January 2007  Report this post
I liked this just the right amount and good pace too.


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