Login   Sign Up 



 

Booblings

by Kipper 

Posted: 22 June 2007
Word Count: 130


Font Size
 


Printable Version
Print Double spaced


My next-door neighbour is growing tits.
I just hope my gaze
doesn’t emphasize
that I’ve noticed this,
as we chat at the gate.

He’s forty-eight;
a respectable age to mammarise,
now that he has a granddad’s doting eyes.

Though he’s seen sat shirtless on the summer step no more
(which is just as well maybe)
with his granddaughter on his knee
(for whom there’d be no lactating confusion, for
his daughter-in-law
Is A Big Girl).

But nevertheless, my mate,
lose a little bit of weight;
tauten your pecs
out of respect for your sex;
or, like me, with my granddaughter on my knee,
Wear A Shirt Of Discretion.

(Do my tits look big in this?
ah, Vanity you take the piss)
Nah, what the hell,
you’ve earned it pal;
Wobble.






Favourite this work Favourite This Author


Comments by other Members



joanie at 23:35 on 22 June 2007  Report this post
Kipper, I just loved this, from the title to the last line. Hilarious!

Tell me... it has to be true, surely!

joanie

V`yonne at 15:26 on 23 June 2007  Report this post
Kipper'
Wear A Shirt Of Discretion


It should be the title of a whole book of verse and quirky observations for gentlemen of a certain age. Consider it. This one is excellent and my husband thinks so too - tits and all!
Oonah

Kipper at 21:27 on 25 June 2007  Report this post
Thank you both for taking a peek at my Booblings, and commenting so favourably thereon.
Yes Joanie, sadly, or perhaps contentedly, it is true. In fact, as I sit writing this at my window I can see my neighbour returning home (from the gym with any luck). Oh no, he's waving - Jesus man!
I think there could indeed be some smileage in that idea Oonah; might you know of a publisher who'd be willing to commission such a volume? Oh, and would your husband be interested in taking part in a gentlemanly wet t-shirt competition I'm thinking of organising? (he's not built like Jordan is he?)
All good wishes, Kipper.


To post comments you need to become a member. If you are already a member, please log in .