Hee Hee

This is very funny. Do you think the birds did it deliberately - I bet they did.

I wouldn't change a word of it - it's hilarious.

Thank you for that! A good laugh on a grey day. Loved it.

Ditto, very funny. I like 'winkle it out with a pin' I was doing just that with a piece of fluff on my laptop the other day. My father in law (who is known for buying useless presents) once gave us a USB powered PC hoover one year for christmas. As far as I can remember it's languishing in a drawer somewhere. Maybe you should seek one out?

Mike - I just LOVE it! The rhythm and rhymes, the 'trueness' of of it, are perfect. Well done!

The best thing is................... I KNOW that this actually happened.

joanie

It's deliberate. They target human artefacts - garden seats, car windscreens, laptops. It's a conspiracy. I have a bird table in the garden, but I'm ambivalent about the visitors - the little finches and blue-tits are pretty, but on the other hand all birds seem to do all their waking lives is eat and shit.

A perfect little gem of a humorous poem. It gives the impression of having been written immediately after the bombardment, as a way of making sure humour gets the better of grumpiness.

James.