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Geometry of Life

by dharker 

Posted: 07 June 2011
Word Count: 360


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Sam was a bit of a square but he was besotted with Crystal and all her facets. She was a true diamond. Bright and beautiful, she was always straight with him. They’d met at a Circus – she was a member of “E’s”, the famous Trapezium troupe. She’d looked so cube in her skimpy costume; he just had to tell her how much he’d enjoyed the show.

It was love at first sight. Smitten, he told her she had an acute angle. One thing led to another and they ended up having a passionate rhombus behind the marquee... they declared their mutual undying love - and then she and the circus moved on. He was a complete rectangle… to have found his life’s love and then lost her was truly devastating. But then just four days later a parallelogram arrived:

‘Leaving circus. Want to be with you. Meet me at Arrow Junction’

Tessellated, he immediately set off to fetch her. In his haste however he took a wrong turn and ended up somewhere less than or not equal to good. As the familiar straight and narrow planes faded, Sam started to feel edgy. Suddenly he was forced to stop, delimited by a well-rounded street gang.

“Give us the sine!”, they derived, “or give us your coins!”

“But… I’m not an element of your set, and I don’t have coins” Sam replied fearfully, “I only have notes”.

A figure shifted forward, oscillated his knife then lunged. Sam leapt to one side, but not fast enough and the knife struck his corner. Badly chipped, he gasped raggedly and fell to the ground.

As he watched the character smile and advance towards him, he knew he was a polygoner. Then, from nowhere, Crystal appeared and pivoted into action. She struck the figure a flattening blow and stood facing the set. They could see she was harder than any integer of their group, and so the gang melted away.

“I couldn’t wait my love”, Crystal explained, “and so I decided to intersect with you”.

“I’m so glad you did”, Sam said, as Crystal tended to his wound, “You saved me from a vicious circle”.






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V`yonne at 11:17 on 07 June 2011  Report this post
I loved they way you turned the terms into Malapropisms Dave. Especially in the first half. I think you should work on trying to get more of those clever ones into this. I loved
He was a complete rectangle… to have found his life’s love and then lost her was truly devastating. But then just four days later a parallelogram arrived:


Here I think you could hone

Sam was a bit of a square but he was besotted with Crystal and all her facets.


I'd try to look up as many geometric terms as you can and layer them in where you can and then rewrite to the word count. Yopu could have fun with this - more fun that is than you already had. Go right over the top

dharker at 11:46 on 07 June 2011  Report this post
Ooo! Like the facets Oonah... I have had some fun with this so yes I'll do some more work... Thank You!

Dave

Cornelia at 14:34 on 07 June 2011  Report this post
This was unusual and I managed to follow most of it, I think, but I didn't understand the significance of the chip flying from his shoulder or

“Give us the sine!”

I mean, sine and cosine are geometric terms, I think, but should there be another meaning? I know it could be a pun on sign, but people don't really say 'Give us a sign' if they are mugging someone.

I agree that you could probably include a lot more geometric terms if you tried, but I'm not sure it's a good idea because you have to distort the plot so much.
Sheila

V`yonne at 15:33 on 07 June 2011  Report this post
I'm not sure it's a good idea because you have to distort the plot so much.
But it's for FUN Sheila Don't you ever just want to play? Maybe it's just me. I always get into trouble for being silly

Cornelia at 15:43 on 07 June 2011  Report this post
Maybe it's because I don't associate mathematics as fun But I think it's because this is like playing consequences, where you can get some funny strings but most of the time not. Humour is down to individual taste, maybe. Still, it wouldn't do for us all to be the same, and I've no objection to silly.

Sheila



firethorne at 15:44 on 07 June 2011  Report this post

This is bonkers and fun. You could put it in a magazine and make it a contest : Spot the number of maths related words - whole new genre like spot the difference. Great idea.

Also you could convert the idea into a revision aid like a visual mnemonic for a whole load of subjects . Great potential .


Not taking part this week despite the very tempting challenge . I'm having a go at another chapter in my novel.

Andy.

Gerry at 18:35 on 07 June 2011  Report this post

Fun and - yes - nicely bonkers. Pleasing that Sam and Crystal tessellate. Bet she's got a perfect cardioid when the light's right ...

Gerry.

dharker at 18:50 on 07 June 2011  Report this post
Thanks Gerry and Andy! I'm working a bit more on this as suggested by Oonah! love the idea of a bit of tessellation!

Dave

Desormais at 11:09 on 08 June 2011  Report this post
This is brilliant, Dave! I laughed out loud, there's so much humour in this. You've got to sent this off somewhere, not sure where, maybe The Short Humour site? Thanks for the read and brightening my morning.
Sandra

dharker at 11:17 on 08 June 2011  Report this post
My pleasure Sandra! So glad you liked it!

Dave

crowspark at 12:36 on 08 June 2011  Report this post
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Oh sorry, I thought I was supposed to solve the equation ;

Very clever and very funny, Dave. I enjoyed it immensely.

Bill

dharker at 12:45 on 08 June 2011  Report this post
Correct!

Thanks Bill!

Dave

fiona_j at 18:21 on 08 June 2011  Report this post
Hello,

I loved this, very funny. But I do agree that some bits are funnier than others. With some tweaking I think you can get more out of it.

One thing - his name. Crystal is obvious and witty, but what about Sam? Is that supposed to sound like 'sum'?

How about:
Matt - Math
Al - algebra
Adam - add 'em

The possibilites are endless!

Fi xx



dharker at 18:45 on 08 June 2011  Report this post
Thanks Fi! I'm still thinking about how to up the ante in this... but I'm pleased with it so far!

Dave

V`yonne at 11:35 on 12 June 2011  Report this post
Now that Dave is truly BONKERS Why don't you try sending it to The Pygmy Giant. I love the way it has developed into superhero Crystalgirl. You really did well on that. Thanks for the read.

dharker at 12:48 on 12 June 2011  Report this post
Thanks Oonah!

Dave


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