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Cartoon script: The Barstewards draft 2

by The Bar Stward 

Posted: 13 November 2013
Word Count: 4446
Summary: My studio has been asked to pitch a animation to a production company in Hollywood. This is our first draft. Some of the dialogue needs improving but at the moment I would just like to know what you think of the general script. Thank you We will be making an animatic (storyboard with audio, so they won't see the script, hence if its not formatted 100% correctly, its okay) The Bar stewards is a surreal cartoon comedy about 3 lads who run a bar in a strange seaside town.
Related Works: Animation script: Memoirs of a Bar Steward cartoon • 

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THE BAR STEWARDS ANIMATION

Scene 1

The bar. The walls are covered in blood. Suddenly someone sits up into view fast.

Curly: Ahhh!

Millers eyes half open.

Miller: Shuttup Curly, I'm trying to sleep here

Curly: My leg!

Miller: Shut ya lumpy face!

Curly: But it's gone!

Curly looks at Miller and see’s he is using a leg as a pillow

Curly: Argh! Give it back Miller.

Miller: (sleepily mutters) But its such comfy comfy pillow!.

They both look at the leg for a couple of seconds then Curly makes a grab for it.

CURLY: Ahhhh!

They fight for the leg (with pathetic little effort on Millers part) and Curly snatches it.

Curly then tries to put the leg back on but it doesn't seem to match, the foot is facing the wrong way. Curly, whilst trying to reattach his leg, nudges another body off of him and see’s that his other leg is missing!

Curly: Ahhh!

Curly looks at Miller and see’s he has another leg as a pillow

Curly: Gimme the other one!

Miller: You've already got one!

They start pulling the leg between em again. The final head appears and we see Jacob appear, looking at the bar in shock horror (JAWS camera effect, bloody bar spins around his POV until it settles on Miller and Curly tug of warring over leg)

Jacob: (SLOW MO) What the.....................

Curly: He's got me leg Jacob!

Miller: I had it first.

Jacob grabs the leg.

Jacob: (Groans) Give it here! Not one is aving it!....

(Jacob walks off, leg in hand, inspecting the bar)

Jacob: (Jacob rubs head, and slowly and forcefully says) Can anyone remember what happened last night?

MILLER AND EVEN CURLY SHRUG

SCREEN CUTS TO BLACK

RED TEXT: 12 HOURS EARLIER!


Miller is enthusiastically mixing a drinks together in a bubbling, steamy cauldon, laughing manically as he tips in lots of different fluids.

CUT TO:

Jacob is sat at the bar counting his piles of money. On the other side of the bar is a drunk background customer. Next to Jacob is Curly, painting a ridiculous promotion onto a banner.

Curly: Are you sure boss?

Jacob: Its a great idea, midget night! Noone ever thinks of the midgets, they’ll come from far a wide to be at a place where people are considering them first for once....and everyone else will come to see the midgets! Its sheet brilliance

Miller walks into the camera shot with his concoction. Jacob sees it, rolls his eyes.

Miller: My work is finally complete.

Jacob eyes the drink suspiciously.

Jacob: (WITH A SLOW GROAN) What's that Miller?

Miller: My wicked new drink bro! One sip and your totally puff beared! People will love it

Jacob: One drink! That's no good, people needs to buy lots of beer and spend all their money here!

Miller: Ha ha, well here's the magic. Total memory loss man, while they're totally zoned, we'll steal all of their money, and the next day they'll just think they spent it here. Simples click click

Jacob: (excitedly) Yeahhhhhhh, they’ll think they’d had a brilliant time, and come back for more!

Miller: And we’ll rob’em again!

Jacob: Hmmm, interesting, but what’s in it? It won’t kill anyone will it? I want regular drinkers, not one hit wonders.

Miller: I'm not a doctor, lets test it......CURLY! Stop playing with your hamster and get over here

Curly appears and looks closer at the drink which pops loudly when he gets close.

CURLY: Is it safe?

MILLER: (In a caring manner) its perfectly safe friend (smiles)

Jacob: Curly! When the Sergeant tells his troops to go over the top, they don’t stop to ask if its safe! You’ve got a job to do....drink!

CURLY: (Looking at the drink, which seems to be sprouting demons) but, but.......

Jacob: Damnit man! Let noone say I don’t lead from the front!

Jacob snatches another glass from Miller, and downs the shot, while making Curly do so at the same time

Curly’s ears and mouth instantly shoot out with flames and firework type explosions. He runs off screaming.

Jacob: Ha, lightweight. A real man can take a strong drin.....

Jacob suddenly passes out, his body folding and his head hitting the table like a hammer hitting a nail. He is completely unconscious

MILLER: Hmmmm (he rubs his chin and looks at Jacob, who looks completely deranged) I think this might need some more work! (Curly runs back past, head still bursting with flames, sparks and smoke). Miller carries off cauldron.

Cut to Curly running into the lounge where the big screen tv is playing. The flames coming out of his head die down but his manner is still erratic/ crazy. He is babbling like a madman until an advert on the bar big screen TV catches his now child like, simpleton attention and he becomes transfixed on the screen. (Commercial plays) ZOMBIES ZOMBIES ZOMBIES. Curlys looks curious, still a bit deranged but calming down!

ZOMBIES

Curly starts seeing eerie shadows, his bedazzled mind playing tricks on his and the room spins around his head

ZOMBIES!!!!

He hears noises, the shadows become more frightening

ZOMBIES!!!!!!!

He see’s his own crazy reflection in Mirror

ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CURLY: Argh!!!!!!! (He totally freaks out) The zombies are coming

Curly runs off.....................

Camera zooms out, the view goes black and white, then screen goes fuzzy.

BECOMES CCTV VIEW. A single view of the bar

MONTAGE (Music kicks in)


MONTAGE VID 1 -Curly is seen boarding up and next to him are gas canisters labelled explosive
- In background Miller is mixing his drink potion.

Screen fuzzes. Time in corner shows this is 10 minutes later

MONTAGE VID 2 -Carrying a beehive
- Miller gives a drink from his potion to the only customer at the bar. When he drinks it he falls off his stool dead. His ghost raises up and tries to fly away but Miller tries to grab it. You think he is putting it back in the body, but then pushes it into his potion.

Screen fuzzes. Time in corner shows this is 5 minutes later

MONTAGE VID 3 -Carrying a bunch of axes and knives
- Miller pours a drink from his potion into a glass, which comes to life in a puff of smoke, and like the Gingerbread man he runs off, with Miller trying to catch him

Screen fuzzes. Time in corner shows this is 20 minutes later

MONTAGE VID 4 -Curly hacks down a wooden pillar and carries it off
-Miller looks around for another tester, but sees noone, so he gives a drink to the corpse, which springs back to life, but he isn’t normal. he is zombified. Miller hides behind bar, Zombie jumps out of window

Screen fuzzes. Time in corner shows this is 30 minutes later

Jacob doesnt move at all throughout the montage footage

Music ends

CUT TO NORMAL NONE CCTV VIEW

Jacob suddenly sits up. He looks terribly

Jacob: Need water.. water!

Miller fills up a pint glass with the concoction and slides it to Jacob.

Miller: Ere ya go mate

Jacob downs half the pint before staring at the murky liquid.

Jacob: Miller you fu..

JACOBS POINT OF VIEW. THE SCREEN BEGINS TO GO BLACK, BUT NOT BEFORE WE SEE CURLY WALKING PAST CARRYING LOTS OF ROPE, WHICH IS NOW CRISS-CROSSING THE BAR

FADE TO BLACK

STILL JACOBS POINT OF VIEW. WHEN HE OPENS HIS EYES, CURLYS FACE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM


Curly (to Jacob): I've done it

Jacob: (Wearily) Done what? Whats happened here?

Jacob looks at all the rope everywhere

Curly: No one can get in, we're protected from the zombies! (manic laugh)

Jacob: Zombies?

Curly: Were safe now, perfectly safe..he he ha ha

Jacob: Safe? Safe from Zombies?

Curly: They are out there, everywhere, they could be outside right now!

Jacob stumbles to a big window covered by a curtain, the boards here don't cover the whole window.

Jacob: Curly you moron. There’s no Zombies.

Miller eyes the customer shape hole in the window nervously

Jacob: What the hell have you done to my pub?

Jacob swings back the curtains and outside is full of ghoulish zombies and creatures. They all scream.

CURLY: I told you, its been all over the TV!

Miller hits the ON button on the TV and it shows zombies

The lads scream again

CCTV of outside

Scene shows a hoard of zombies outside

Cut back to inside pub

Jacob shuts the curtains quickly and turns to Curly

Jacob: Come on then! Do something!

Miller smashes a chair and throws a leg to Jacob and Curly. Jacob catches the one chair leg, the second chair leg hits Curly in the groin and flips up and hits him in the head (knocking him over)

Miller: BRING IT ON!

Jacob: Turn the juke box on! LOUD!

MILLER: I know just the tune!

Miller switches on junkbox

Curly: (Sits up) What you turning that on for?

Jacob: Cos Zombies are scared of music!

A song plays loudly (Not the fight song yet, just club music)

Cut to outside, the blaring music attracts more revellers who press into the crowd outside the pub.

Cut back inside. Arms and legs are now coming through. Jacob is attacking the arms wildly. Miller runs over to the light switches and flicks them all on.

Miller: Light scares em!

Curly: No it doesn't!

Miller: Zombies hate sunlight!

Curly: That’s vampires

Curly and Miller fight over the light switches, flicking them on and off.

CUT TO OUTSIDE

Disco lights flash out of windows and music blares. It looks like a rave. The zombie horde numbers swells

CUT BACK TO INSIDE

Arms and legs start bursting through the windows and boarding

A trap door opens up and horrible looking zombies, with lumpy gooey faces, groaning, start to come out of it.

Jacob moves the pool table away from front door, and over the trap door

JACOB: They’re gonna get in. Where the hell is Dad?

MILLER: We’re brown bread man!

Curly: Not yet we’re not

Curly picks up a fuse wire.

Curly: Get behind the bar quick!

JACOB: WHY?

Curly: (Confidentially) Just do it!

The three lads jump behind the bar and peak out

Lots of arms and legs are coming through the windows, door, and from under the pool table

Curly holds up a fuse wire. Jacob and Miller look frightened

CURLY: Don’t be scared lads, this’ll take’em out! I anticipated the zombie horde arrival and so I’ve left them a welcoming present ha ha ha (cut to shot of gas canisters strapped up above front door. The camera then follows fuse line back to curlys hand)

Curly lights the fuse and it sparks off. The flame travels all the way to the canisters outside

CURLY: GET DOWN!

Curly dramatically pushes the lads to the floor and covers his ears

The flame gets to its destination and...................................puff. A tiny bang, just big enough to blow the front door open

The zombies stand in the doorway looking shocked for a second but then they start to scream, waving their arms and the they pile in

JACOB AND MILLER SCREAM

The pool table topples over and more zombies clambering into the bar via the cellar door

JACOB AND MILLER SCREAM AGAIN

JACOB: I can’t go like this, the world needs me! I’m your leader lads, protect me with your lives!

Miller looks at Jacob, and then bites him, drawing blood. He then waves Jacobs arm in the air

MILLER: Eat him first!

JACOB: No!

Jacob and Miller start biting each other

CURLY: Don’t fear! For there is more! (Curly highlights this by flicking the tight rope he has crisscrossing all over the pub)

Curly smashes a bottle and cuts the rope , which causes a bag of hammers to drop. Jacob and Miller look on in amazement

CURLY: Wait for it!

the hammers dislodges a log which rolls down along two pieces of rope, over the heads of the zombies, and knocks over a big standing axe, (The lads gasp in excitement)

CURLY: Wait for it!

The axe then falls past the zombies from the other direction and cuts a rope, which causes a big bag above the Zombies to fall open (The lads gasp in excitement)

CURLY: Wait for it!

Out of the bag falls a big boulder

CURLY: WAIT FOR IT!

The boulder falls on a button, which fires off a tiny dart which hits a zombie in the butt!

Jacob turns to Curly and says ‘I hate you Curly’

We see a Zombie arm throw the dart, which hits Curly in the side of the head

Jacob inspects the advancing horde, which is moving slowly towards them

Jacob hides behind Miller

MILLER: Man up bro! Look at’em, they look like a bunch of ????? We can take’em lads

Miller whacks the jukebox, and another song plays

MILLER: Lets do this! (Miller strikes a fighters pose)

CURLY: BRING IT ON! (Curly slides next to Miller, sidekick stylee)

JACOB: (backing away) I’m right behind you

As the music plays Miller and Curly jump out from behind the bar. POW, BIFF, WHACK. We see arms and legs throwing punches in time with the music, but after a bit the camera pans out to show there punches are missing and they are getting horribly beaten

MILLER: How-ay doing bro?

JACOB: I’m keeping them at bay (camera pulls out to reveal Jacob hiding in the bin behind the bar)

Cut to Jacob in the office watching CCTV with Miller and Curly

CURLY is screaming. He jumps back behind the bar. Jacobs head pops out of bin

Miller jumps back behind the bar, like a soldier jumping into a trench

Lots of arms are reaching over the bar down at them. Miller is swinging a broken chair leg to keep them on the other side of the bar.

MILLER: (to Jacob) What's wrong with him man?

JACOB: I... I... dunno?

CURLY: I’ve been bitten...on the leg

JACOB: KILL HIM, kill him with fire!!!!!!!!

MILLER: We need to cut his leg off? It’ll stop the zombie infection spreading!

They look around

MILLER: But there’s nothing sharp here!

Jacob looks at his own arm wound

JACOB: I’m gonna have to nibble his leg off

CURLY SCREAMS

JACOB: Give him something to bite on!

Miller forces the broken chair leg into his mouth to bite on. As Miller holds this in place, zombies pull at his hair

MILLER: Hurry up man"!

Jacob naws down on Curlys leg. Curly shakes his head in pain

Jacob finally pops back up, bloodied, with a leg in his hand!

JACOB: DONE!

Miller removes the wood

CURLY: You’ve BITTEN OFF THE WRONG LEG! ARGH

MILLER: Classic (ha ha)

Miller forces chair leg back into Curlys mouth and Jacob once again nibbles through a leg!

Curly passes out, legless

Jacob and Miller cower from the vast number of zombies leaning over the bar, trying to grab them

JACOB: What we gonna do?

MILLER: Your always saying your the man with the plan!

JACOB: Lets feed them Curly and run for it!........its what he would of wanted!

CURLY: I’m still alive!

MILLER: Did you hear something?

JACOB: He’ll always be with us inside

CURLY: I feel bet-terrrrrr!

MILLER: (Completely ignoring Curly) Beautiful bro



Jacob and Miller lift up Curly and throw him over the bar to the zombies. Miller then toss a leg over too (explains why he doesnt have them later)

However, the zombies are still surrounding them as before

JACOB: Why aren’t they eating him?

MILLER: He must be dead man! Zombies don’t eat zombies!

JACOB: Goddamn it Curly! Can't do any properly! Well that’s it, we’re on the menu then! .........Oh, hang on!

Jacob spots the bar pets. A hamster cage. He grabs it

JACOB: Curlys hamster! Lets toss him over!

MILLER: Hang on a mo, I might have a solution! Another special brew I’ve been producing

JACOB: Yeah, might as well toast the end! Go out with the class I carried throughout my life.

Jacob spots Curlys other leg and tosses it out mindlessly

MILLER: No, this might help us escape!

JACOB: How?

Miller grabs a potion off of the shelf

MILLER: I need to test it quickly!

Miller pours the potion over the bar pet hamster. The hamster turns from a normal hamster, into a hyper intelligent hamster. He produces glasses from somewhere and straightens a tie and begins to speak in a high cutesy voice

HAMSTER: Oh my, how wonderful. How delightful indeed. Its all so clear to me now. What a wonderful world. Such beauty I can only now comprehend, such........argh!

Jacob reaches in, grabs the hamster and grenade lobs it over the bar

JACOB: Right, it looks safe to drink!

MILLER: Yep. This is my reverse potion! Whilst beer normally makes you worse at everything, this gets you drunk but makes you super pumped for everything, its like super powers man!

JACOB: That hamster did look pretty happy

HAMSTER: (From a distance) Oh the torment of understanding my mortality, argh!!!! I’ll get you Jacob Cox! This isn't the last you'll see of me................arghhhhh

The lads each gulp the potion, and then do a Popeye style reaction.

JACOB: I’m feeling pretty buff Miller

MILLER: Its zombie clobbering time bro!

The two brothers strike fight poses, and then leap over the bar into the Zombie horde.

THE SCREEN FREEZES ON THEM MID JUMP AND THEN BLACKS OUT

RED TEXT: TODAY!

It cuts back to the lads in the bar


Miller is holding fire to the ends of his stumps.

Curly: What are you doing?

Miller: Healing the wound, Rambo style

Curly: No, no, no, I need to reattach my legs

Miller: Nah, have cool peg legs

Curly: I dont want cool peg legs

Miller: Come on man, be cool

Curly: Argh!

Jacob: Shhhh, shut up Curly. Miller, he isn't cool.

Suddenly the trap door flies open. A bloody hand reaches out

THE LADS SCREAM

Suddenly a gooey, lumpy army reaches out of the cellar. Its covered in blood

Jacob: I remember, I remember, Zombies, we were attacked by Zombies! I remember it all!

Miller: Oh yeah

Curly: Hey, you feed me to those zombies

Jacob: Shuttup Curly


A person pops out of the cellar. An older man. His face looks drained of colour and his clothes are covered in blood. He is groaning horribly and crawling along the floor.

JACOB: Its Dads

MILLER: He’s a zombie!

Jacob: We really should put him out of his misery!

MILLER: Yeah! Lets do this as kindly as possible

Miller pulls off Curlys leg (which he has been crudely reattaching) and rushes over to his Dad, beating him over the head and body with Curlys dirty, smelly foot

MILLER: I LOVE YOU DAD! (Smack, bang, wallop)

JACOB: ME TOO!

Jacob pulls off Curlys other leg and runs over, joining in with the beating

The fathers groans start to become more audible

FATHER: Stommmmm, st, st, st, STOP!

Jacob and Miller freezes

FATHER: STOP! For I am not a Zombie! I am your Father!

JACOB AND MILLER: DADDY!

The two lads embrace there now badly battered father for a long hug. Curly crawls into scene and angrily snatches a leg back.

CUT TO: The father is sitting next to a open fire place, in a chair, with a cup of hot tea in hand. The three lads are sat on the floor. Like a cosy scene of a teacher about to read some kids a story, except everyone is covered in blood

MILLER: How come your not a Zombie Dad?

JACOB: How did you survive the horde?

Curly can be seen sewing his legs back on, not engaged, grumbling.

FATHER: As you know my sons (cut to Jacob and Miller listening wide eyed), I like to wet my whistle at the other bars in town....only to spy on the competition of course......

Fade back to the night before (12 hours earlier)

Father looks completely different. No longer is he well spoken, but instead he is a disgraceful mess, with a totally different, drunkard sound and look. He is leary and frequently vomiting. He is a state.

He starts harassing a barmaid, and then he is fighting with the bouncers

FATHERS VOICE OVER CONTINUES:
(What the father says from here is at odds with the reality being shown on screen. The father puts himself across as a gentlemen, where really the reality on screen shows the drunken mess he really is).

I was having a quiet drink in one of the fine rival establishments in our towns (the father is shown to be horribly drunk is a dive of a bar) when I found that it was time for me to be returning home (he is forcefully thrown out of a bar with a violent thud), when I came across a group of fine young men and their lovely ladies, who felt the night still had much merriment to be experienced (they are all as drunk and degenerate as he is)

(We can see the crowd are dressed in Halloween costumes. The pub the father had just been kicked out of, has a banner across the front saying, Halloween Contest)

I explained to them that I was in fact a owner of a public house in this very town and they, and their friends would be welcome to return with me, to continue their night of fun (they are trying to rob him and beat him up because of his actions towards one of the women, but you see him trying to talk himself out of it) but only if they could repay me with one small kindness. It seemed hat I had experienced a mishap and my legs were not up to the journey (the group has broken them), so all I asked was to be helped home (they drag him by the foot)

When we arrived at the front door, it appeared to be locked. We knocked loudly but noone would answer. This seemed quite strange as there appeared to be quite the party taking place (disco lights and music blaring)
However, I had my key on me of course and I gave it to my new friends so that they could enter and carry me in but again our efforts were thwarted. (they rob his key and throw him to the ground. They fail to open the door so try to break in, but find it boarded) It seemed the front door would still not open. It was getting very cold and my old bones does not like such weather, so I assured my new acquiesces that it would be quite okay for them to break a window to unlock the door from the inside. Anyway, all this excitement and activity seemed to stir quite the interest in our little old bar. Whilst my dear friends tried in vain to get into the property, (they try more elaborate ways to break in) other passing crowds started to gather, mistaking my crowd for people waiting to enter a thriving party. I tried to explain to people that this was not the case, but my words fell on deaf ears (people ignore him cos he is so trampy and literally walk over him).

I decided the best course of action would be to try the cellar entrance,

(We see father crawling off to cellar, as he falls down the cellar door, a crowd of people spot him and follow him. As the father and followers disappear down the cellar hole, the camera pans across to the entrance and there is an explosion at the front door, where there is still a big crowd. The front door blows open but people are set on fire and the bee hive falls and starts stinging everyone. Everyone screams for a moment, but the flames quickly disappear and the bees fly off but the people look really mad! Screaming, who did this? People pointing inside of pub and others shouting, lets get them!)

but it seems that those who were convinced that they were missing out on a privileged party decided to follow me, hoping to attain entrance via my alterative route. Its unfortunate that these fellows were quite un-gentlemanly and pushed ahead of me. They tried to gain access through the trap door, but it seems no sooner had they opened it, that it was closed back on them, particularly on their fingers, very hard indeed. They were not best pleased! (We see them kicking him about)

As it seemed I would not be getting inside the pub at the the time, I decided to warm my blood with a brandy and retire for the night where I was. (we see him getting completely rat arsed). The next thing I know, I’m waking up, and upon my person are the bodies of the poorly mannered brutes from last night and it appears they are not in good health at all, in fact, I would say they have no health!

CUTS BACK TO PRESENT DAY

Father finished his tale and takes a sip of his hot coco and Jacob and Miller look at each other in shock

CUT TO BAR

Jacob and Miller are inspecting the bar, and the bodies all around it. Curly is wobbling around on his sewn legs, sweeping up all of the bodies

CURLY: Should I push’em all down the cellar and we can chalk it up to a terrible conga line tragedy?

Miller gives Curly the thumbs up. Curly begins sweeping bodies down the open trap door.

JACOB: I can’t believe we did all of this! All of these dead people, cos of us! Because of these (Jacob looks at his fists)

MILLER: I know, right! How awesome are we, we like, Bruce Lee the dodge balls outta everyone.....(Miller puts an arm around Jacob and makes his own fist) No one messes with the Cox boys!

HARD CUT TO BLACK SCREEN

RED TEXT: 1000 YEARS LATER

The pub is in ruins, it is merely a broken down shell, only just recognisable. Not only is the bar destroyed, but it looks like everything has been destroyed. The sky is bleak. The camera pans to ground level and a group of animals are gathered in a pack. As the camera approaches them, they part and you see a gold statue of the hamster. There is a guide, a solemn talking rat.

RAT: And it was on this very spot that Lord Butt Farts slew 200 giants with his own bare hands, and thus started the war of independence and the eventual destruction of the giant race.

HARD CUT: BLACK SCREEN

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The Bar Stward at 10:06 on 13 November 2013  Report this post
Does it entertain you?

What did you think of the characters?

Is the story/ conclusion clear?

Any feedback you can offer will be greatly appreciated, thank you.

Manusha at 13:44 on 13 November 2013  Report this post
Hi Bar Stward,

Thanks for posting your script, the idea sounds interesting. The group is a little quiet at the moment but I'm sure you'll receive some comments soon.

The Bar Stward at 13:54 on 13 November 2013  Report this post
Thanks, any feedback would be appreciated, we're just tightening it all up before we sound record and do the animatics

James Graham at 12:17 on 21 November 2013  Report this post
Hi Bar Stward - I've just printed out your script and will comment soon. The answer to your first question, 'Does it entertain you?' is definitely Yes. I've never done a critique of an animation script before, but I'll have a go.

James.


The Bar Stward at 12:21 on 21 November 2013  Report this post
Thanks James, but that version is the previous version, I will upload new now (the new is virtually the same however, just a few tweaks here and there to phrases)

The Bar Stward at 13:32 on 22 November 2013  Report this post
If anyone who has read the script is interested in seeing how the production of the animation is going, you can view artwork and news at [url=https://www.facebook.com/TheBarStewards][/url]

James Graham at 18:43 on 22 November 2013  Report this post
Hi Scott - This won’t be a line-by-line intensive critique, partly because I’m no expert but mainly because I can’t see that much to criticise! I’ve looked at your Facebook page as well as reading the script. When I read the script at first, it seemed too over-the-top, an exercise in comic-horror that had lashings of horror but not enough comedy. But as soon as I saw your characters on Facebook, that changed. They’re visually very funny. So that’s Jacob, Curly etc! - I laughed out loud. I think I had been imagining normal-looking guys holding up severed heads, or chewing someone else’s legs off, and it seemed a bit hard to take - but these guys in your images can get away with anything.

A comic-horror idea like this should go as far as it can, I think. If it’s going to be macabre, it should be the full macabre. It’s like a different genre, magical-fantasy writing, which I know a bit more about. There, the magic should be mind-blowing. In your cartoon you pile on grisly ideas - severed legs and heads already mentioned, the truly weird effects of the potion, and more and more and yet more zombies. I like that - if you’re going to do it, do it full-on. If you had got the visual representations of the characters and settings wrong, it might not have worked. With the visuals I’ve seen, though, I’m sure it will.

There was one part of the script that had me a bit confused. You have

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But the flashback doesn’t happen here, does it? I don’t know if you mean to have a brief flashback here, with no dialogue, a visual snippet of the night before - but if so, it would be confusing.

The flashback happens in two stages, through the CCTV and then after a while ‘THE SCENE BLENDS INTO THE PREVIOUS DAY. NO LONGER LOOKS LIKE CCTV FOOTAGE’. This is fine - quite hard to visualise from the script, but should work perfectly well in the animation. I feel it might be a little slow, however - slow, that is, relative to the rest of your very fast-moving action. Is there maybe too much here about Curly’s legs? Maybe you could cut some dialogue, especially the passage starting ‘Curly looks around and sees Miller is holding fire to the ends of his stumps’. That way, the events of the night before, which are the most mind-blowing part of the show, would arrive a little sooner. Just a suggestion from a non-expert.

The ending is brilliant. Visually, I imagine the animals at the end, including the rat of course, as being very naturalistic - like real animals, not caricatures. The hamster too, from his first appearance. It’s the humans who are crazy and ridiculous.

All the best with your production - I hope it really takes off.

James.


The Bar Stward at 19:35 on 22 November 2013  Report this post
Hello James.

Thank you very much for that, I'm pleased that you enjoyed it.

(POSSIBLE CUT FROM HERE:
SCREEN CUTS TO BLACK
RED TEXT: 12 HOURS EARLIER!)


Sorry, I shouldn't have left that bit in, that's a note for us. We will most likely cut from this part and skip to when they are in the pub, cutting out all of the CCTV part, with Curly trying to get his leg back, because as you yourself noticed, it doesn't add anything and slows down the pace needlessly.

Did you realise at the end that they weren't zombies after all?

Also I'd be interested to know if you think each of the characters (including the Dad) have strong individual characters.

We're just starting to storyboard now, so the production is moving along nicely.

James Graham at 15:09 on 24 November 2013  Report this post
The character of Dad is a great invention. His over-refined story - sanitized whiter than white - will be very funny over those totally degenerate scenes. ‘...their friends would be welcome to return with me, to continue their night of fun ...’! At every stage his genteel commentary is the exact opposite of what we see. It would be good if whoever voices Dad could do the old BBC (I mean 1940s) accent or the old Pathe News voice.

Your characters don’t have to be complex, just differentiated in fairly simple ways. As it is, I see Curly as thick, would probably never grow up even if he got the chance. He’s the fall guy. Miller is (almost) seriously malign - a psychopath, if I’m using the term correctly. Jacob seems the one closest to ‘normal’, whatever that is, more together than the others. Maybe there’s more to them that I haven’t picked up, but I think those distinguishing features are easily enough.

No, I didn’t realise they weren’t zombies - now it’s obvious. It will certainly be obvious in your end-product.

James.

The Bar Stward at 15:23 on 24 November 2013  Report this post
Thanks James, your opinion of what each of the characters are exactly what we were hoping to achieve. You'd be surprised at how many people are happy to get involved with an animation in progress. I think if I had a dream actor for the voice of the father, it would be Rob Brydon, or even current Doctor Who Matt Smith


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