Thanks Baldman and Gaius

I have to be careful or I'll end up in the Bad Plumbing or Sex Awards at this rate...

I think I've given up on sucking sounds for now - and I'll stick to peeling the face from the leather without too much sucking, tearing or drains.

She grimaced as she peeled leather from her face, the soft sound of tearing flesh and her constricted breathing punctuated at intervals by the popping noise of over-extended veins when they snapped.

Gaius, what on earth happens when you get up after lying on a leather couch in a warm room? I think you need to take up horror writing.

Gaius, what on earth happens when you get up after lying on a leather couch in a warm room?

It involves chocolate usually, but a decent bourbon on a good day.