Starts here!

Anybody upset her between now and next Thursday and we're all doomed!!!

Dee

Dee, I thank you.

I just want to say here and now, that I am totaly, utterly unbribable and uncorruptable. All rumours that I can be swayed by scones, brandysnaps, baked bean and mayonnaise sandwiches, gin, (indeed, any alcoholic beverage), or a nice holdall for my spade are totally unfounded...

(bring me Patrick's toned, oiled bod, tho' and the line is yours!!)

Oh, I'm going to enjoy the next week..I'm going to enjoy it so much, in fact, it will console me in the weeks, nay months, after that when none of you are talking to me anymore...

xxx
tc

Make it so, Number 1. Or is it Number 2?

I'm sorry...my mind has been taken over with potty training!!!

potty... ugh!

Nope - give up Patrick! Can't do it. Would rather deal with a complete bugger of an RLG. Patrick's all mine..................
Sue!!
Actually will be in Center (yes spelt like that!) Parcs so will be a little teeny weeny bit late.

Is Patrick going to Center Parcs? I must book a space in the car park!

Okay, tc, I'm ready with sharpened quill!!

He loves roughing it! Nothing like a bike ride through the forest; a swim in the pirate pool; a drink in the new italian restaurant........
Oh, all right then. I'm not taking him with me! I am boldly going to Center Parcs without him!
Sue
PS - Oh dear - I think I'd better go to bed now before it deteriorates any further!

Poor ol' Pat! He'll be very lonely without you, Sue

If only, Jumbo, if only.
Now I really AM going to bed because so p*ssed that I'm wearing out my delete button!


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OOh er Missus!
(Sorry!)

Pat's in love with Sue, I just know it! Hussy! She's turned his head with promises of a luxury chalet and a week-long pass on the water slide..
Now that's really upset me that has.....

Hmm..."Oh, multifarious pustule of magnanimous odoure, seek not the letigious waining of the timberwolf; nay, secrete thyself in the archaic rote of the organic tempus and the pulchritudinous waves of swelling will hence"
Wonder if that will do...(sniff,) right upset, I am..



Oh, Hi gang!
x
tc

That's just what I would have said, tc!!

So you could make a story out of something similar, eh Jumb? Great, nice to know I'm on the right lines...

x
tc

No, No, No!!! Don't listen to him. PLEASE!!
Sue

Yup!! I'm just finishing the 3rd redraft. Would you like to read it now? (Nice to know we've found Sue's Achilles heel!)

jimboxx

OK Jumbo! Tell me how you're going to fit that one into the December RLG?! Just wait till June.....!!!