MasterRevelation

written last year in response to the war in Iraq 

Inspired by a title in Reader's Digest - and with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan (The Major General's Song from The Pirates Of Penzance). - for anyone brave enough to try this as a performance piece with a choir - I would be delighted! All suggestions for fresh parodies warmly welcomed!  

BBC Eastern Counties Radio's Night Shift programme with Sue Marchant had a story about a new supermarket trolley that guides you round by satellite. This ode was the result of that story. It won "Best Laugh" award in an open competition organised by BBC, County Library Services and Wickstead Park